Idiot cylist

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derrick

The Glue that binds us together.
Was out on a ride with the girls tonight, riding from Potters bar to Barnet, nice speed the three girls sucking wheels, went past another cyclist who was riding a lot slower, but i don't think the idiot liked the idea of the girls overtaking him, the idiot squeezes between two of the girls forcing the second one out into on coming traffic, A complete dick head. rant over.
 

vickster

Squire
Hope you told him he was a dick :angry:
 

slowmotion

Quite dreadful
Location
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Idiot cyclists don't exist. We are all whiter than white, including that saintly MAMIL who rode ten feet out from the kerb at 10mph when I was driving slowly round Richmond Park last Sunday. I'm not quite sure what his blocking tactics were for but it's probably part of some angry jihad.

W@nker!
 

Scotchlovingcylist

Formerly known as Speedfreak
Must be in the air,
Had a roadie undertake me this morning in a pool of sweat only for him to then slow back down when he realised he wasn't fit enough, don't think he liked the idea a fat lad on a 29er was quicker than him. He then proceeded to run a red light before I caught up again. Numtys
 

Cycling Dan

Cycle Crazy
Seen something like this but not as bad. Two cyclists looking in good shape are overtaking by a another cyclist in not as good shape and they laugh to each other at him passing. Couldnt help but think they are both daffodils
 

vickster

Squire
I had some hairy arsed chunky bloke on a Subway display the "I must get past at any cost" tactics today on CS7

...he seemed quite offended when I and another (much more svelte) female went past him with ease up Balham Hill towards Clapham South...again he just had to get past when the road flattened out...nobber
 

Joshua Plumtree

Approaching perfection from a distance.
Just can't believe the mentality of some people.:angry:

Absolutely. After I'd passed some nobber just before Balham Hill, the arse decided to accelerate past me up to the top of the hill!

Got her again when the road flattened out though. :giggle:
 

vickster

Squire
Absolutely. After I'd passed some nobber just before Balham Hill, the arse decided to accelerate past me up to the top of the hill!

Got her again when the road flattened out though. :giggle:
At least my arse wasn't showing...he was another one with a hairy crack who can't get a shirt long enough for consideration when cycling :whistle:

I at least overtook him, while said individual had consistently undertaken me in a cycle lane
 
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