If CC members were politicians...

[Chris S]

Who will be minister for silly walks?

Regulator?

 

[Drago]

I suppose a flounce of that magnitude counts as a walk.

 

[welsh dragon]

That was an awkward silence..... Phew. Back on track.

 

[Tail End Charlie]

Given I'm not exactly a prolific poster on here, can I nominate myself for Minister without Portfolio? I have no idea what one does, but it sounds like I'd be paid shedloads for doing nothing, so I'd fit in well as a politician.

 

[Drago]

Given I'm not exactly a prolific poster on here, can I nominate myself for Minister without Portfolio? I have no idea what one does, but it sounds like I'd be paid shedloads for doing nothing, so I'd fit in well as a politician.

With those attributes youd do well as the leader of the Lib Dems.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Have we nominated Sports Minister? Bags I. Unlimited free access to my local velodrome for me and my mates. Also N+1 on the tax payer for me and my mates each year. Start your grovelling now

 

[welsh dragon]

Have we nominated Sports Minister? Bags I. Unlimited free access to my local velodrome for me and my mates. Also N+1 on the tax payer for me and my mates each year. Start your grovelling now

@stephec has bagged that already.

 

[classic33]

@stephec has bagged that already.

He's in the running for the position.

 

[cookiemonster]

We need-

Leader of the House
Deputy PM
And the big one, Prime Minister.

 

[mudsticks]

I don't really get the idea of grown men throwing their weight around just to compensate for their undersized and dysfunctional penis'.

Oh come now, @cookiemonster a large part of the world seems predicated on, people trying to impress / intimidate each other, with a variety of d*ck swinging activities .

You'd think folks would have wised up, and got over being impressed by all that baloney, some aeon's ago, but unfortunately, for some reason, it's appeal seems to endure.

How about a Minister for the Recognition of the Interconnectedness of all things ??

From my experience Gov Dept all seem to be vying to make out, that what their section does is the very most importantest thing, by far.

If they could be persuaded to waste less energy in doing this kind of silo thinking , and do more cooperation and collaboration to achieve best outcomes, we would have a much better world for everyone.

So A Minister for Joined up Thinking (and discouragement of d*ck swinging ) Perhaps?

Have you taken a post yet @cookiemonster ?? Id be hoping for good snacks in cabinet, with a moniker such as yours

 

[Chris S]

We still haven't got a Minister for Administrative Affairs

 

[mudsticks]

Well I'm already trying to keep on top of rural 'affairs' ..

Regulating steamy action behind the filing cabinets will have to fall to someone else, I'm afraid.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

@stephec has bagged that already.

He's in the running for the position.

Hope my pitch has won more votes than any other candidate.

 

[welsh dragon]

Hope my pitch has won more votes than any other candidate.

It could be a close run race.... or not.

 

[dutchguylivingintheuk]

....in a well-hung parliament....

Talking dirty? or do i misinterpret...

@dutchguylivingintheuk Minister of truth....

No does'nt fit me, decinding what true or not.

What kind of system are we going to organise? Something the same corrupt crap as we have now(in most of not all countries) or are we going to think of something new?