If CC members were politicians...

[cookiemonster]

I'd like to apply for the post as I started my career as an Administrative Assistant in HMRC

As a civil servant, I'm highly experienced in doing nothing while blaming a different department for the delay in whatever project should have been completed by any arbitary date.

Perfect candidate. Congratulations on being Minister of Ass Covering.

 

[Speicher]

I think it is time for me to admit that I am already a Member of Parliament. 🦉

 

[cookiemonster]

I think it is time for me to admit that I am already a Member of Parliament. 🦉

Well then, you'd be suitable for Leader of the House.

 

[Speicher]

Well then, you'd be suitable for Leader of the House.

It is noted that I have to request permission from the other residents of Hundred Acre Wood.

It is further to be noted that Hundred Acre Woods was, at no time, involved in the scandal of "The Hundreds".

 

[Speicher]

My local branch has a relaxed attitude towards meetings.

 

[Speicher]

A more formal approach is necessary when I am in The House.

 

[mudsticks]

Some people pay good money for that.

Believe it or not.. Ppl already pay me good money for getting their bods into interesting situations.
It's called yoga teaching, but it can be a bit no pain no gain'

That's my post.

So long as you bring good snacks, yr in Cookie..

I think it is time for me to admit that I am already a Member of Parliament. 🦉

Already deserving of a damn good spanking then.

(See me for the sliding scale of charges, terms and conditions apply)

 

[cookiemonster]

Right, we need a Deputy PM.

Any takers?

 

[KneesUp]

I did Politics and Economics as 2 of my my A-levels. One of the other students in both subjects predicted I'd be Chancellor by 2020. I feel that as I'm not a candidate in the current elections I can only be a disappointment. Sorry Robyn.

 

[Jenkins]

Perfect candidate. Congratulations on being Minister of Ass Covering.

Many thanks for the appointment.

Sorry for the delay in replying, but I was in a meeting with a different department trying to formulate a response as to why it was taking them so long to approve the appointments!
(I think I've got the hang of this already)

 

[cookiemonster]

Many thanks for the appointment.

Sorry for the delay in replying, but I was in a meeting with a different department trying to formulate a response as to why it was taking them so long to approve the appointments!
(I think I've got the hang of this already)

Doing well for a first day. You'll go far.

 

[Dave7]

And Miss Goodbody.

Strange but you never see @welsh dragon and miss goodbody in the room at the same time

 

[Dave7]

Right, we need a Deputy PM.

Any takers?

If you could rearrange things to make Welshie the pm I am willing to work away under her.

 

[Reynard]

Can I be the tea lady?

 

[Drago]

I wouldn't say Dirk is old, but he can be father of the house.

Welshie can be Mother