If Cycle Chatters were in charge.

[Blue Hills]

Oooh lol...I can't imagine anything worse (although rightly so that 3 of the 4 big jobs are held by women )

Classic

 

[Dayvo]

I’d volunteer for the Ministry of Apathy post but I can’t be arsed!

 

[Oldhippy]

Can you cover bloody great beards in that role please.

 

[Fab Foodie]

What's all this Cabinet nonsense? My government will be by diktat.

Those mints in box?

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Those mints in box?

You've lost me FF. Google didn't help either.

Would "mints in a box" be a good defence at Nuremberg?

 

[mudsticks]

You've lost me FF. Google didn't help either.

Would "mints in a box" be a good defence at Nuremberg?

If this pun was an elastic band it would have been stretched beyond breaking point.

But I think he means these..

 

[mudsticks]

Just glad it will never happen.

It's OK Derek, no worries on that front.

We're only mucking about.

We're all fully aware that we'd be no match at all for our current illustrious cabinet

 

[Rusty Nails]

mudsticks - Head of State.
vickster- PM
Rocky- Foreign Secretary
monkers- Attorney General

Has my vote... the Re-Cycle Party... R-C P... unfortunate acronym but easy to remember.

I'm missing freedom of movement in the EU already.

 

[Archie_tect]

That's not all you'd be missing...

 

[Dayvo]

Those mints in box?

Or this mince in a box! 😳😢🥴
http://cricketcrowd.com/displayvideo.php?ccvideo=4161

 

[Fab Foodie]

If this pun was an elastic band it would have been stretched beyond breaking point.

But I think he means these..
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Thank you....

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

If this pun was an elastic band it would have been stretched beyond breaking point.

But I think he means these..
View attachment 575515

Ah - I got it now. Thanks @mudsticks

 

[mudsticks]

Ah - I got it now. Thanks @mudsticks

No wozzas..

Always happy to help. 👍

 

[toffee]

Without picking on the nominees above - all I can think is chuffing hell, what a disaster we would have on our hands.

A bit like the one we have with the current incumbents.

 

[tyred]

I volunteer to be in charge of finance.

It's very simple, I just need to raise the cost of fags, drink, petrol and diesel once a year...