If you were a vegetable...

[lady_rider]

what sport would you do?

Swede... shotput
String bean... long distance running


etc

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

Sprout - International Farting.



Is this the kind of thing you were thinking of?

 

[Fnaar]

asparagus - javelin

 

[4F]

Horseradish - equestrian

 

[blazed]

Sweetcorn - Big, muscular and strong like the green giant.

 

[accountantpete]

Runner Bean

 

[Fnaar]

Snickers (which must have some vegetable matter in it) = marathon

 

[lady_rider]

Sprout - International Farting.



Is this the kind of thing you were thinking of?

Absolutely... any potential Olympic sport...

 

[Davidc]

I'd just do what vegetables usually do and get copies of the DM and MoS delivered straight to my raised bed. The sport's on the back page!

 

[661-Pete]

Not worth it. Eighteen carrots would take all the golds....

 

[threebikesmcginty]

What do you mean 'if'...

 

[Speicher]

Radish - the German road race

 

[scots_lass]

Potato - sack race

 

[ComedyPilot]

Onion.

Boxing - will make you cry.

 

[661-Pete]

Squash.
Well, obvious, innit...