EltonFrog
Legendary Member
Forgive my indulgence but the Fragrant Mrs P has gone out.
How is it I can borrow tens of thousands of pounds on-line and buy anything from a Banana Slicer to a Bentley at the click of a button or two, yet I can not close a bank account?
Why eh? why?
Feckin' stupid twunts at NatSh!t say I have to go into a branch to close my account, but I cannot, they've closed the branch in town, go to the nearest branch they suggest, I cannot it is closed on a Saturday, go midweek they counter, I cannot it is only open from 10am to 1pm and I can't get there at those times because it is inconvenient.
WRITE A LETTER THEY SAY. Write a letter! WRITE A FECKIN' LETTER? What is this nineteen forty-feckin'-seven for feck's sake?
Jeeezus D Trumpy Christ! I told them, I said 'I'm not asking you to propose a new theory of relativity, I said, I'm not asking you to explain nuclear physics I said, I'm not even asking you to read me a blumen' Andy feckin' Pandy bed time story, I just want to to close an account that has no money or any debt associated with it." The bloke said 'I only work here'.
Sometimes in this country trying to get things done is like trying to reason with turd siding down a wall.
And another feckin' thing; the kettle blew up!
How is it I can borrow tens of thousands of pounds on-line and buy anything from a Banana Slicer to a Bentley at the click of a button or two, yet I can not close a bank account?
Why eh? why?
Feckin' stupid twunts at NatSh!t say I have to go into a branch to close my account, but I cannot, they've closed the branch in town, go to the nearest branch they suggest, I cannot it is closed on a Saturday, go midweek they counter, I cannot it is only open from 10am to 1pm and I can't get there at those times because it is inconvenient.
WRITE A LETTER THEY SAY. Write a letter! WRITE A FECKIN' LETTER? What is this nineteen forty-feckin'-seven for feck's sake?
Jeeezus D Trumpy Christ! I told them, I said 'I'm not asking you to propose a new theory of relativity, I said, I'm not asking you to explain nuclear physics I said, I'm not even asking you to read me a blumen' Andy feckin' Pandy bed time story, I just want to to close an account that has no money or any debt associated with it." The bloke said 'I only work here'.
Sometimes in this country trying to get things done is like trying to reason with turd siding down a wall.
And another feckin' thing; the kettle blew up!
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