I'm in hospital

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steve50

Disenchanted Member
Location
West Yorkshire
"Mr Happy" the consultant has rollocked me for moving about,saying I should keep still for 2 months! Seeing as they haven't offered me any anti clotting jabs I think it's best if I keep mobile. I wish they'd give me some anti depressants. I'm starting to have dodgy thoughts and dreams!

ask for some morphine, you will see and hear some wonderful things..................
 

MarkF

Guru
Location
Yorkshire
Good luck Accy, be conservative in your recovery progress, don't push things. :okay:

I am amazed you didn't get a first time x-ray, why was that?
 

fossyant

Ride It Like You Stole It!
Location
South Manchester
I have some earplugs somewhere but I can't find 'em. They've turned all the feckin' lights out so I can't root for them. Ah well, at least I have some headphones. I'll listen to the radio to cut out the noise. The pee smell is getting stronger!!

Oh bugger. Get Well soon. PS I know how you feel with the hospital, but I had six and a half weeks of it. Most of the 16 people in our ward were elderly, and only two young idiots that had broken their backs.
 

RoubaixCube

~Tribanese~
Location
London, UK
Hopefully the food isnt too bad :/ though I heard some places, they give you a small fillet steamed salmon with broccoli. At least this was the case when me mam was down great ormond street hospital after an operation.
 
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Accy cyclist

Accy cyclist

Legendary Member
Hopefully the food isnt too bad :/ though I heard some places, they give you a small fillet steamed salmon with broccoli. At least this was the case when me mam was down great ormond street hospital after an operation.
I can't complain about the food.Some meals have been a bit hit and miss but most have been very good. The roast beef,sprouts and Yorkshire pud' followed by sponge and custard I had for lunch was excellent!
 

postman

Squire
Location
,Leeds
So i said to Accy are you going to see the 'Stanley' play.He said no.Why not said i.Because they never came to see me when i was bad.
 
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Accy cyclist

Accy cyclist

Legendary Member
I'm back home. They sent me home in an ambulance, concerned that i was going to ride my bike home the 5 miles. I would've stayed if i had the choice but the place is full and they needed my bed. I'll pick my bike up when i go back for a check up next week. I hope it doesn't get nicked in the meantime.
 

Mrs M

Guru
Location
Aberdeenshire
I'm back home. They sent me home in an ambulance, concerned that i was going to ride my bike home the 5 miles. I would've stayed if i had the choice but the place is full and they needed my bed. I'll pick my bike up when i go back for a check up next week. I hope it doesn't get nicked in the meantime.
What have they told you to do recovery wise?
Any occupational health visit arranged, etc?
 
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Accy cyclist

Accy cyclist

Legendary Member
Ambulances should have bike racks.
I thought about asking if they'd put my bike in the ambulance and save me the hassle of picking it up, but i think if i had they would've thought "that bugger will be riding it, so if we keep it here he can't" Little do they know i have two others.

Seriously though no cycling for me for quite a while.
 
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