I wish to admit to something that I trust the collective will treat in confidence
when I was a teenager (yes teenage boy and all that)
I persuaded my parents to buy me a cardigan I saw in a shop where we had to get my School Uniform from
I never wore it and it was quite expensive - I think they were quite annoyed with me
But what they never knew was that I loved it
I used to get it out of the cupboard when I was alone (doing homework or playing music or playing darts - like all teenage boys do
and just cuddle it
it was lovely
and these days I often wear pink
soooooo
(to b clear - I wear pink because
a) every woman I have "had a relationship with" has said I suit pink
and
b) it is funny how it confuses some people when they know I am married and I am wearing a pink shirt!!)