Inadvertently Bought a Vegan Sausage Roll

[delb0y]

My fault. I was rushing, and - in my defence, your honour - I was in the cooked meats aisle of Tesco.

I was looking forward to a sausage roll for tea, but this was nothing like a sausage roll. In the bin, it went. T'was 'orrid, it was.

So be careful in that cooked meat, aisle. It mightn't be what it seems (I know that's always been the way with a sausage roll, but at least they taste nice).

 

[keithmac]

Shouldn't have been anywhere near the meat isle, should have been the opposite side of the shop!.

 

[Tiger10]

My commiserations.

 

[derrick]

My fault. I was rushing, and - in my defence, your honour - I was in the cooked meats aisle of Tesco.

I was looking forward to a sausage roll for tea, but this was nothing like a sausage roll. In the bin, it went. T'was 'orrid, it was.

So be careful in that cooked meat, aisle. It mightn't be what it seems (I know that's always been the way with a sausage roll, but at least they taste nice).

My wifes vegan i have tried a couple her burgers, they are awfull.

 

[fossyant]

Shudders.

 

[AndyRM]

The ones from Greggs are lush. And they pissed off Piers Morgan. Win/win.

 

[Beebo]

The ones from Greggs are lush. And they pissed off Piers Morgan. Win/win.

They’re ok but nothing great. I expect they aren’t nice cold.

 

[AndyRM]

They’re ok but nothing great. I expect they aren’t nice cold.

You would be wrong, sir!

 

[delb0y]

The boy just told me him and his girlfriend did a blind taste test with a Gregg's sausage roll and a Gregg's vegan sausage roll and they couldn't tell the difference. But then they have strange taste. They like grime music.

That said, I'm willing to give it a go.

 

[Smokin Joe]

We had friends who were vegan. On the way home from a meal at their house one night I had to make an emergency call at a McDonalds (Somewhere I never normally go) to revive my taste buds with a burger. That stuff isn't for me.

 

[Drago]

My wifes vegan i have tried a couple her burgers, they are awfull.

Euphemism overload!

 

[Threevok]

I I tried Linda McCartneys meat loaf once. It was like weetabix in gravy

 

[robjh]

I inadvertently ordered one in a café recently. I remember thinking 'not the greatest sausage roll ever' as I ate it (and still didn't know), but nothing unobjectionable.

 

[Hacienda71]

The Greggs ones are pretty good. Never found a burger that tastes all that good. Quorn nuggets taste very similar to McDs.

 

[Threevok]

I tend to avoid anything pretending to be meat. There are plenty of delicious non meat dishes out there.