Indicator vest

[winjim]

Here it is, the latest iteration of the worst idea ever, only this time they've set their sights high and are marketing it to more than mere cyclists:

https://ledturnvest.com/products/led-turn-signal-indicator-vest

The LED Turn Signal Indicator Vest is great for cycling, hiking, camping, and traveling. You can wear this on your next adventure and know that you will be safe.
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I can't work out how to link to the video in facebook so we can all revel in its awfulness but it is a truly terrible product with a truly terrible sales pitch. If anyone can find a link to the video then post it up and we'll all have a laugh.

 

[Drago]

We can "know" we'll be safe? A serious claim, that might cost them a lot of money when someone gets run over while wearing one.

 

[screenman]

That is brilliant, I want two. Just think if you wore it on your chest you would know where you are going.

 

[roadrash]

if you had one on your back and one on your chest then you wouldn't know if you was coming or going

 

[Bollo]

Adapt it to display swear words and pictures of willies and they have a product.

 

[PeteXXX]

Apparently we've got to hurry... there's only 8 left in stock!!

 

[screenman]

Apparently we've got to hurry... there's only 8 left in stock!!

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[Pro Tour Punditry]

I have an idea. A fold-out led sign that you can store in your back pocket that can be held up after c*nts in cars pass you so they can read it in their rear mirrors - "You f*cking bellend" "You better hope I never meet you or I'll rip you're f*cking face off" (Maybe one for a group with some level of co-ordination) "I hope you die soon" "Yes, I did call you a c*nt" "Ok, judge if you are brave enough out of your car" etc

 

[growingvegetables]

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But you get a 10% discount. Hint - only (?) works for 10 minutes, if you enter your email as "b*gg*roff@b*gg*roff.com".

 

[HLaB]

6

5 They are selling like hot cakes

 

[classic33]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDNCXwGF13s


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01N0SvDBjmo

Left turns only though.

Specifications

• Size: 25 x 25 cm
• Material: Nylon
• Battery: Rechargeable Lithium battery
• Characteristics: Lighting, warning, security
• Light System: Activated by remote control
• Lighting Signs: Forward, left, right, stop
• Controlling distance: 3m
• Transmitter battery: 2 x CR2032 ( included )
• Transmitter shell material: ABS
• Transmitter waterproof grade: IPX-5
• Receiver battery: 600mAh lithium battery ( working for about 24 hours - full charged )

 

[growingvegetables]

Go on folks - buy one for the Audi/BMW driving neighbour! They'll be so bowled over at the amazing 21C technology of actually having the ability to indicate, you might be able to sell 'em at, what?, 200% markup?

Just imagine their tear-stained gratitude! "But I've been waiting for this all of my life! [sob] ... [/sob]"

 

[classic33]

Go on folks - buy one for the Audi/BMW driving neighbour! They'll be so bowled over at the amazing 21C technology of actually having the ability to indicate, you might be able to sell 'em at, what?, 200% markup?

Just imagine their tear-stained gratitude! "But I've been waiting for this all of my life! [sob] ... [/sob]"

Combine with the Speed Vest for maximum results

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngCatznaSKo

 

[classic33]

Let them know, don't hold back.

 

[Drago]

How long before some do gooder sees them and tries to make them obligatory?