Indicator vest

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winjim

Smash the cistern
Here it is, the latest iteration of the worst idea ever, only this time they've set their sights high and are marketing it to more than mere cyclists:

https://ledturnvest.com/products/led-turn-signal-indicator-vest

The LED Turn Signal Indicator Vest is great for cycling, hiking, camping, and traveling. You can wear this on your next adventure and know that you will be safe.
I can't work out how to link to the video in facebook so we can all revel in its awfulness but it is a truly terrible product with a truly terrible sales pitch. If anyone can find a link to the video then post it up and we'll all have a laugh.

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Drago

Legendary Member
We can "know" we'll be safe? A serious claim, that might cost them a lot of money when someone gets run over while wearing one.
 
I have an idea. A fold-out led sign that you can store in your back pocket that can be held up after c*nts in cars pass you so they can read it in their rear mirrors - "You f*cking bellend" "You better hope I never meet you or I'll rip you're f*cking face off" (Maybe one for a group with some level of co-ordination) "I hope you die soon" "Yes, I did call you a c*nt" "Ok, judge if you are brave enough out of your car" etc
 
But you get a 10% discount. Hint - only (?) works for 10 minutes, if you enter your email as "b*gg*roff@b*gg*roff.com".
 

classic33

Leg End Member


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDNCXwGF13s


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01N0SvDBjmo

Left turns only though.

Specifications
  • Size: 25 x 25 cm
  • Material: Nylon
  • Battery: Rechargeable Lithium battery
  • Characteristics: Lighting, warning, security
  • Light System: Activated by remote control
  • Lighting Signs: Forward, left, right, stop
  • Controlling distance: 3m
  • Transmitter battery: 2 x CR2032 ( included )
  • Transmitter shell material: ABS
  • Transmitter waterproof grade: IPX-5
  • Receiver battery: 600mAh lithium battery ( working for about 24 hours - full charged )
 
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Go on folks - buy one for the Audi/BMW driving neighbour! They'll be so bowled over at the amazing 21C technology of actually having the ability to indicate, you might be able to sell 'em at, what?, 200% markup?

Just imagine their tear-stained gratitude! "But I've been waiting for this all of my life! [sob] ... [/sob]"
 

classic33

Leg End Member
Go on folks - buy one for the Audi/BMW driving neighbour! They'll be so bowled over at the amazing 21C technology of actually having the ability to indicate, you might be able to sell 'em at, what?, 200% markup?

Just imagine their tear-stained gratitude! "But I've been waiting for this all of my life! [sob] ... [/sob]"
Combine with the Speed Vest for maximum results


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngCatznaSKo
 
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