I can speak Devon, Brummie and Black Country (various dialects of each) - that must be worth something?
Hey, me too, and I have actually had to translate! My parents came up here to visit from deepest Devon and my so my dad and I went to the pub. He offered to buy the first beers ( he really can't get over the low prices up here), so I find some where to sit down and wait. Ten minutes later he isn't back. The place isn't that busy so I assume he must have gone to the loo.
Five minutes more and I go looking of him. He is still at the bar talking to a very flustered bar maid who keeps saying, "I'm sorry, I don't speak Polish just point at at what you want."
I was able to say he wants two pints of your finest ale and a packet of pork scratchings please.
I think she thought I was taking the Micky when I said he was British.