Is it a he or she? - I have never been so offended!

[Pigo]

I drive a white van & once had a trucker phone my transport manager to complain that 'one of your blokes just cut me up blah blah blah'
As I'm the only female driver in the whole fleet they all found this highly amusing! I stopped tying my hair back for a bit after that as I was secretly a little offended too!

 

[Big boy]

Firstly BIG MISTAKE POSTING THAT ON HERE
Secondly you must have really good hearing, im making no other comment lol.

 

[Hip Priest]

Take it as a comliment. Cycling gives you shapely legs.

 

[ufkacbln]

Slightly OT mu MiL is 94, and until her late 70s used to cycle, and loved being on her electric beach cruiser.

However being a slight female in trousers and a fleece, she did not look her age. We were out one day when a group of young lads came up behind her and one shouted to his mate..

"Look at the @rse on that - I'd give it one"

At which point she turned round, gave her best gurn and offered to accept!

Poor guy nearly fell of his bike, and as they left us he was getting a severe ribbing off his mates for his choice of partner

 

[cyberknight]

You should have turned to the male cabbie in your deepest voice and said
"Thanks but your not my type "
Works wonders when i get a ribbing at work in full lycra from the guys , they shut up asap in front of their mates .

 

[Matthew_T]

I actually passed the woman in question yesterday at the same place. I was going to have a nice chat but saw that she had customers.

 

[ufkacbln]

You should have turned to the male cabbie in your deepest voice and said
"Thanks but your not my type "
Works wonders when i get a ribbing at work in full lycra from the guys , they shut up asap in front of their mates .

Did that with a company once.....


Explained how I was flattered at the advances of their employee, but as I had seen how inconsiderate their driving was, I doubted they would be any more considerate in Bed

The emails vehemently asserting how heterosexual their employee was were hilarious, and the rely to my explaining how easy it was to misunderstand the driver's signals was even funnier

 

[Arch]

I often get addressed as 'mate' by people approaching from behind, usually when I'm in my thick winter work coat. Plus, most people expect someone in my job to be male.

The confusion on some people's faces when I turn round and say "yes?" is hilarious.

 

[trampyjoe]

I've lost count of the times I've been mistaken for a woman. Mind, having long hair (that I'm currently sat on) and piloting a small child in a pushchair doesn't help. The beard and deep voice give me away though.
I'm sure I've mentioned before that my wife thinks I'm a big girl.