Is it Just Me Or...

[Deleted member 1258]

Not if you passed your 11+ and did 'O' levels.

So for most people it was 15

 

[Drago]

By 15 I'd been up the chimneys for 11 years guvnor.

 

[SpokeyDokey]

Shouldn't newbies be forced to undergo some kind of initiation rite like drinking bleach or sticking a 1000 lumen Moon LED up their bottoms?

Would you like to moderate our soon to be released Strange, and even Stranger, Fetishes sub-forum?

 

[Globalti]

Ooh Yes. We can start with rubber glue sniffing and CO2 canisters. Then bike chains and chain whips, bottom brackets and wheel-building and re-rimming by tweaking the you-know-whats. Fnaaaaar fnaaaar.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

I went on a plumbing forum asking for advice on growing a 70s porno 'tash and the best way to hold my wrench whilst unbuttoning my overall top so that it draped from my waist. Or was that a dream I had?

Is that you Mario and how is Donkey Kong?

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Glad I went too a Grammer school

Gladis gone too an Grammer Skool

 

[Drago]

I'd have loved to have roughed it with the commoners at grammar school. It's would have made a nice change from being sexually abused by the 6th formers at prep school.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

By 15 I'd been up the chimneys for 11 years guvnor.

You had a chimney? You were lucky, we spent 15 years up a tree.

 

[Drago]

Well, I say chimney. By that I mean cave.

 

[raleighnut]

Well, I say chimney. By that I mean cave.

You were lucky, we used to dream of a cave.

 

[craigwend]

You were lucky, we used to dream of a cave.

You were lucky, we barely had a dream of a concave...

 

[Ming the Merciless]

You were lucky, we barely had a dream of a concave...

Is a concave where they used to keep the criminals back in @Drago ’s day?

 

[classic33]

Would you like to moderate our soon to be released Strange, and even Stranger, Fetishes sub-forum?

You say strange, but don't say how strange.

 

[Drago]

You were lucky, we used to dream of a cave.

ah, you must be one of those boys from the gutter that Mater wouldn't let me play with.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

ah, you must be one of those boys from the gutter that Mater wouldn't let me play with.

Aye the guttering on your cave. We used to sit on a ledge on the rock face before we moved into the tree. Bet your cave had a door as well.