Is that a cucumber in your Lycra or are you just happy to see me?

[mr_cellophane]

I think most girls know that you need to make it angry to see the true form . If you catch people looking then why not just ask them why they are looking at your cock .

Sometimes that isn't a good idea

 

[Smokin Joe]

I've been asked why I have a marrow and two turnips in my shorts.

 

[GrumpyGregry]

Gentleman, select your vegetable.

Is a walnut whip a vegetable?

 

[Cuchilo]

Sometimes that isn't a good idea

Hold up ! Shes having a fiddle

 

[jefmcg]

I wouldn't carry a cucumber in my lycra in any but the coldest weather. Who wants warm cucumber?

I do

 

[PK99]

Someone (not me, you understand) is bound to ask for pics.

 

[shouldbeinbed]

I've been asked why I have a marrow and two turnips in my shorts.

I've heard about magnifying shorts but didn't know they were on sale

 

[jefmcg]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ozSSseCh3U&feature=kp

 

[Accy cyclist]

That's a gherkin.

 

[Cubist]

That's a gherkin.

As in, "Now that's what I call a gherkin" or " my cocktail snack recognition skills are on top form this morning" ?

 

[Cubist]

Just gentlemen? What about us ladies? Can we select a vegetable?

Fig. According to the Italians.

 

[GrumpyGregry]

I wasn't planning on drawing up a rule book.

See, you start something but won't see it through...

 

[BigonaBianchi]

I have a group of friends in a hiking group. I tend to arrive at the end of their hikes on my bike as it often coincides with a half way stop on my loop.
Several weeks later we were all in the pub for a gig when one lady got me talking about my lycra. She was a bit hammered and went on about the size of my padding in my shorts in a flirty manner. The other lady standing next to me lent against me,looked her straight in the eye with a totally stright face and not a hint of a joke and said....'There's no padding in those shorts'.

I kept a striaght face for about a minute to keep the gag going....then we both cracked in laughter.

 

[Beebo]

I'll give £50 to every CC member if we can get through this thread without anyone posting THAT PICTURE of the Polish national cycle team.

 

[Kins]

That's a gherkin.

No, its the golly green giants penis. Apparently they shed them each year and grow a new one. Who knew?!