Is that a cucumber in your Lycra or are you just happy to see me?

[deptfordmarmoset]

No, its the golly green giants penis. Apparently they shed them each year and grow a new one. Who knew?!

But why does he always poke them in the pickle jar?

 

[MacB]

I'll give £50 to every CC member if we can get through this thread without anyone posting THAT PICTURE of the Polish national cycle team.

Sean close this thread and send the bill to Beebo

 

[Learnincurve]

I think most girls know that you need to make it angry to see the true form . If you catch people looking then why not just ask them why they are looking at your cock .

Because lycra =

 

[LinchPin]

I'm thinking of starting a KIckstarter for Lycra shorts with added Codpiece.
There will be a variety of sizes and of course they'll be multi functional incorporating somewhere to store your multitool, pump etc.
Rumours that they'll have some form of Camelbak bladder are just plain wrong.

Of course off bike the Codpiece will be useful for somewhere to hang your helmet.

 

[Joshua Plumtree]

Probably an appropriate time to repeat the best joke ever as I remember Ken Dodd telling it.

'What a beautiful day! What a beautiful day for shoving a cucumber through your neighbour's letterbox and shouting, "Watch out! The Martians have landed!" '

Sorry- I'll get me coat!

 

[Cubist]

Can't resist any longer:

A couple are.in bed and the wife tells her husband he isn't big enough to satisfy her any more. Piqued, he goes to the fridge and returns with a huge cucumber and gives her a thorough seeing to with it. They both drift off to sleep, but he's woken in the small hours by her thrashing and moaning next to him. He asks if she's Ok and she replies

"That cucumber's repeating on me."