I think most girls know that you need to make it angry to see the true form . If you catch people looking then why not just ask them why they are looking at your cock .
I'm thinking of starting a KIckstarter for Lycra shorts with added Codpiece.
There will be a variety of sizes and of course they'll be multi functional incorporating somewhere to store your multitool, pump etc.
Rumours that they'll have some form of Camelbak bladder are just plain wrong.
Of course off bike the Codpiece will be useful for somewhere to hang your helmet.
Probably an appropriate time to repeat the best joke ever as I remember Ken Dodd telling it.
'What a beautiful day! What a beautiful day for shoving a cucumber through your neighbour's letterbox and shouting, "Watch out! The Martians have landed!" '
A couple are.in bed and the wife tells her husband he isn't big enough to satisfy her any more. Piqued, he goes to the fridge and returns with a huge cucumber and gives her a thorough seeing to with it. They both drift off to sleep, but he's woken in the small hours by her thrashing and moaning next to him. He asks if she's Ok and she replies
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