Is there a man's version of 50 shades then?

[Lisa21]

The epitome of sexual frustration are shadow boards don'tcha know?



When I was a kid, the pictures of woman in underwear in things like the Avon Catalogue kept me going for a while......

only when you were a kid.....................

 

[vernon]

There's always the punters' horse sex version: Fifty Shades of Neigh

or the donkey derby sex version: Fifty Shades of Bray

 

[Doseone]

When I was a kid, the pictures of woman in underwear in things like the Avon Catalogue kept me going for a while......

I was always happy as a kid to see the latest Freemans catalogue arrive

Can't wait for the 50 Shades DIY SOS where Nick Knowles and the team convert a 3 bed semi into a Red Room of Pain.

 

[vernon]

Then there's the potters' sex manual: Fifty Shades of Clay.

 

[biggs682]

surely the Park tools big blue book of bicycle repair is it

 

[ComedyPilot]

Or the town criers version: 50 Shades of HEY

 

[GM]

Or Mrs TGM's version: 50 Shades of Earl Grey

 

[subaqua]

surely the Park tools big blue book of bicycle repair is it

nah the Rose cycle catalogue. tools and the things to use them on.

 

[biggs682]

ok just been told that Peter Andre is going to write the male equivalent !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and for those who like bike engines and such google qsv 91's i could even give you a phone number for a gent who gets excited when he rings up for parts support for them............

 

[subaqua]

ok just been told that Peter Andre is going to write the male equivalent !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and for those who like bike engines and such google qsv 91's i could even give you a phone number for a gent who gets excited when he rings up for parts support for them............

thats a nice power plant.

 

[uphillstruggler]

Now we all know us guys are very visual creatures so do yourself a favour and get the Bravisimo catalogue and be done with it.

at least youll know how much your sins will cost

 

[Arjimlad]

As usual the Daily Mash has its own view of such things..

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/...n-puzzled-by-porn-that-you-read-2012061931006

 

[vernon]

There's also the book for connoisseurs of squirrels sexual exploits: Fifty shades of drey.

 

[Melonfish]

There's also the book for connoisseurs of squirrels sexual exploits: Fifty shades of drey.

i will find you... and i will kill you....


Lol, puns that could kill from a distance!
pete

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

only when you were a kid.....................

Ohhh..... errrr....... well......


And now there is a sex manual for all the pretentious twats who think they are SOOO out there and think they are some sort of revolutionary.

50 Shades Of Che