Is there a man's version of 50 shades then?

[RedRider]

Willie Nelson's guide to male grooming: Nifty Braids of Grey.

 

[Hover Fly]

The vintage steel bike fans' version

50 shades of Rey-

nolds 531

 

[andy glazzard]

Potters version
50lb's of clay

 

[andy glazzard]

harry potter version
50 spells a day

 

[Hover Fly]

The graphic designers' version

50 million shades of grey

 

[andy glazzard]

Little miss muffet
50 curds and whey

 

[Melonfish]

*puts gun in mouth...*

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

*puts gun in mouth...*

The Warrington version

50 Shades Of Arpley

 

[Melonfish]

The Warrington version

50 Shades Of Arpley

50 smells of arpley tip more like
phew.

 

[Hover Fly]

The over-herbed spaghetti bolognese version

50 leaves of bay.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

50 smells of arpley tip more like
phew.

Please, put the gun down otherwise I'll have to subject you to more Warrington based puns.

The Police don't want to have 50 Shades Of Blood to clean up, Do They?

 

[Hover Fly]

The cheap imported calendar version

50 days of May

 

[Hover Fly]

Are you sorry you asked yet, Melonfish?

 

[Hover Fly]

The winter transport version

50 rides of sleigh

 

[Melonfish]

Are you sorry you asked yet, Melonfish?

oh gods am i...
lol