A few years ago a good friend of mine broke up with his wife of many years so I offered my spare room as a stop gap until he got himself together . One day we went to the supermarket together . I grabbed a trolley and started the shop and quite soon my mate grabbed the front of the trolley and started to help with it .
I laughed and said let go of the trolley mate .
Soon after he did it again and again and again so I said " Dave you need to let go of the trolley mate as you're making us look like a couple of poofs "
He replied shouting " Well I'm sorry but that's what I'm used to doing and its what I've always done "
We both cracked up when I said " now we look like a couple of poofs having an argument "
We never went shopping together again
