It's officially Christmas!

[NorthernDave]

You watch the X Factor!

Even the X Factor is preferable to Michael bloody McIntyre...

 

[Deleted member 1258]

My birthday is a couple of weeks before christmas, about this time of year I start getting asked "what do you want for birthday/christmas" and we get christmas lists put up on the fridge door.

 

[classic33]

At home= no sign. Quite right too.
At work= building already. Black Friday next week, so that'll be a lot of work in, then more work, then more work....

December 25= that thing.
All other days= not that thing.

What about "Little Christmas"

 

[Tin Pot]

Oh and i forgot the Christmas market in Nottingham last week.

 

[screenman]

Even the X Factor is preferable to Michael bloody McIntyre...

No way.

 

[StuAff]

What about "Little Christmas"

For Royal Mail, there's no little C-word...

 

[marinyork]

In house: the central heating is on and arguments about the central heating.

At work: people are arguing about who'll work Boxing Day.

 

[Stephenite]

My birthday is a couple of weeks before christmas, about this time of year I start getting asked "what do you want for birthday/christmas" and we get christmas lists put up on the fridge door.

You are allowed to choose another date for your birthday if your birth certificate day is around xmas, you know.

 

[classic33]

For Royal Mail, there's no little C-word...

Religious holiday

 

[srw]

What's a sign that it's nearly Christmas in your house?

It's 1am and we're walking back from Midnight Mass.

 

[Tin Pot]

Any decent bargains to be had?

I see Aldi advertising £7.99 Malbec, but I'm sure Laithewaites would have something at that price.

 

[Dayvo]

What's a sign that it's nearly Christmas in your house?

It's never fakkin' Christmas in my home!

 

[Pat "5mph"]

On getting near home tonight I saw blue flashing lights: oh, ffs, the Police again, what's happened now??
Erm ... it was somebody's Christmas lights!

 

[Drago]

It ain't Christmas til Hans Gruber falls from the Nakatomi tower.

 

[winjim]

You are allowed to choose another date for your birthday if your birth certificate day is around xmas on Christmas day, you know.

FTFY. But you don't choose it, it chooses you.

It ain't Christmas til Hans Gruber falls from the Nakatomi tower.

That was on telly a couple of weeks ago though!