It's.....so......pretty......

[Drago]

Not everything is a competition...

This was, and Marky won it. Royal Flush with a cherry on top.

 

[Markymark]

Wireless charging eh? Whatever will they try next?!

Facial recognition to unlock. Means I'm screwed if George Clooney walks past.

 

[Bollo]

?

 

[Drago]

Facial recognition to unlock. Means I'm screwed if George Clooney walks past.

And BANG! Marky does it again!

 

[Markymark]

It responds to an erection?

Most people do.

 

[AndyRM]

Facial recognition to unlock. Means I'm screwed if George Clooney walks past.

Incredible. What a never before seen innovation!

 

[Drago]

It responds to an erection?

And Adrian is in the game. Will he take the lead?

 

[Bollo]

Facial recognition to unlock. Means I'm screwed if George Clooney walks past.

Don't worry. Clooney's at mine dropping off a bag of pods. He says he's got loads.

 

[Drago]

He's got 2 pods, just like every other man. Although Jeremy Kyle only has 1.

 

[Markymark]

Incredible. What a never before seen innovation!

Which other phone has it?

 

[Drago]

Why does ones phone need to recognise one?

 

[Markymark]

Why does ones phone need to recognise one?

Security. Unlocking phones, banking apps etc.

 

[Drago]

Security, until someone hacks it in a few days time like they did the fingerprint sensor.

As for the rest of it, smart phones have passed me by. Fair play to those that fancy dropping a grand on a handset, or £60 a month in a contract for 2 years, but that's not for me.

 

[Bollo]

Samsung Galaxy S8 and S8+.

The glow from the flaming battery helps illuminate the face.

 

[AndyRM]

Nokia did a facial recognition thing years ago too.

I like Apple, use an iMac daily, but while their approach to marketing is impressive and successful I find it quite annoying.