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Deleted member 26715
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Why is it they always wait until you are sat on the toilet before they try to deliver your parcel?
I've heard of Sod's & Murphy's Law but is there a new one, Amazon Law?
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mybike
Grumblin at Garmin on the Granny Gear
- Location
- Not 'emel 'empstead
My wife always waits for that moment before shouting a question up the stairs.
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
That's Alexa for you
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
You stay in all day for the plumber and the minute you return with milk the van is driving away,..
Profpointy
Legendary Member
I thought it was the inverse relationship between the size of parcel and the object contained within. If amazon ever start selling neutrinos the box will be the size of the observable universe
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
Well neutrinos fill the observable universe..........
a.twiddler
Veteran
It's not just me then. It's uncanny. How do they do it?
Cycleops
Legendary Member
- Location
- Accra, Ghana
At least they are delivering. I'm waiting for a parcel from China and it's been stuck in the Aramex facility in Hong Kong for almost a week waiting for a plane that never comes 
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Never use Aramex as they seem to be completely useless.
.Never use Aramex as they seem to be completely useless.
roley poley
Veteran
- Location
- leeds
don't know about Amazon but Royal mail is trained to bang on the door just as you get the screaming baby to sleep
- Location
- Inside my skull
It’s called the law of the jungle. You must have gone for their bog standard delivery option.
Bazzer
Setting the controls for the heart of the sun.
- Location
- On the edge of reality
Buy a second toilet solely for use by your front door? Then you are sat on the throne when the doorbell rings.
Of course, if you order the toilet from Amazon, you have the same problem, but only for one last time.
oldwheels
Legendary Member
- Location
- Isle of Mull
The phone always rings particularly if you are waiting on an important call. I always carry both mobile and landline phone in with me.
OP
OP
Deleted member 26715
Guest
I was on the second toilet, but both are at the back of the house, one upstairs, one downstairs
Beebo
Firm and Fruity
- Location
- Hexleybeef
Same here. Still waiting for 2 undelivered Xmas gifts. Both ordered before 10th December.At least they are delivering. I'm waiting for a parcel from China and it's been stuck in the Aramex facility in Hong Kong for almost a week waiting for a plane that never comes
Never use Aramex as they seem to be completely useless.
Whereas Amazon delivered everything I ordered on time. It annoys me that I deliberately chose to by from non Amazon suppliers but they have failed.
