Ah yes, I posted my Subway encounter in the dialogue thread
Girl: Next please!
Me: Slightly unready, "ah,errrr, oh the meatballs please", instantly regretting my choice
Girl: 6 or 12?
Me: What. Just one.
Son: 6 or 12 inch dad
Me: 12 inch, really, Good god. 6 inch please
Girl: Plain cheese or spicy?
Me: Is that actually cheese then?
Son: Dad
Me: Plain
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Lad: Salad on it?
Me: That's not mine
Lad: Grabs mine. Salad on it?
Me: Just tomatoes please
Lad: Everything?
Me:TOMATOES
Till Girl: Absolutely inaudible question
Me: Tea
Till Girl: Another inaudible question but I follow the eye shift and grab the free crisps included in the price i assume.
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Son: How's your sandwich
Me: It's really farking horrible but I am starving.
My first and probably last visit to Subway.