I've never had a 'Subway'

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Paulus

Started young, and still going.
Location
Barnet,
As above.. :rolleyes:

Never eaten one... Should I?

:smile:


Nor have I, and I don't intend too.
 

Andrew_P

In between here and there
I walked out by the time we got to which type of bread, fark me it is confusing, eat fresh how do they get away with that. It is all in tubs straight out of the fridge!
 

TVC

Guest
The three nearest one's to me are in petrol stations, so not only do they have their own particular off putting smell, there is the background aroma of diesel.

Perhaps if someone brought me one in a nice summer meadow I would give it an honest go, but just getting within 20 yards of the places put me off.
 

mustang1

Legendary Member
Location
London, UK
The first time I had a Subway was in the late 70s or early 80s. A salt beef submarine in Canada. I was in heaven, absolutely loved it.

Doesn't have the same appeal these days though, not sure my taste has changed or the subway has changed. Maybe both. I still like, but not as much as I once did.
 

TVC

Guest
I've never been in a Subway shop but i'm going to have to, to see what this "horrible" smell is like.:scratch:
Please do, it smells like no other shop, and I can't pinpoint what the smell is.
 

slowmotion

Quite dreadful
Location
lost somewhere
Never mind the food, just the signs put a hurt on my eye!
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You'd starve to death by the time you get your sandwich.

Can I help you ?
Ham and cheese salad as per the picture on the wall please.
What bread would you like ?
Don't mind, brown please.
Do you want it toasted ?
No thanks
How long do you want it, 6" or 12" ?
6" please
Would you like salad ?
Yes, as per the picture.
Tomatoes ?
Yes
Lettuce ?
Yes, as per the picture
Cucumber ?
Yes
Do you want cheese in it ?
Yes, I want a ham and cheese salad sandwich....as per the picture, in fact exactly like the picture, the big 3 foot picture behind your head on the wall that says "Ham & Cheese Salad"
Pickles ?
As per the picture
What type of cheese do you want ?
The same as in the picture
Cheddar ?
If that's what's in the picture, yes.
Red Leicester ?
Yes, whatever is in the picture
Do you want any dressing ?
No
Mayonnaise ?
No
Garlic sauce ?
No sauce or dressing
Salad cream ?

SMACK !!!!!!

Hence I stay out of the places, once bitten and all that. Same goes for Mc Muck !!
Burgers that look like they have been in someone's shoe for a week and chips that are heated with a thermal lance
 
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