Jagger fathers 8th child, aged 72

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screenman

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If it looks owt like him it'll be a right fugly get! :thumbsdown:

If he turns out like you, be a right old misery^_^ Be happy for the man.
 

Brains

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How many 15 year olds are there in school today with a Dad born on the 1920's ?
That is what young Jagger will have to deal with in 2030 , his Dad, if is still alive then, will be older than probably the Great Grandparents of any other kid in the school.

(My sister had this issue, she is 100 years to the day younger than her Grandfather, most kids of her age group had grandparents in their 50's )
 

Beebo

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All a bit wierd, his current girl friend is younger than half of his kids.

Plus this new baby is already a great uncle.
The new baby's step sisters (who is 46 years older than him) had a daughter (ie Jaggers grand kid), who also had a baby (jaggers great grand kid), get your head round that!
 

JoshM

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Poor child how will it manager with a father whose net worth is only $360 Million

Is financial security the only thing a parent has to offer a child? Seriously?

While I'm sure the child will have a very privileged life, he's realistically not going to have his father around for long.

My friend was 25 or so when he lost his dad who was over 90 when he died. His dad had suffered from dementia for a number of years prior to passing and I know my friend really felt he missed out on so much with his dad. First pints, girlfriend trouble, the excitement of leaving home. He'll never have a pre-wedding pep talk with his dad, or wet his own new born child's head with his dad. His dad never saw him graduate, or become established and respected in his field. Those are the things being a good parent is about. Not whether you got the latest Playstation growing up.
 
How many 15 year olds are there in school today with a Dad born on the 1920's ?
That is what young Jagger will have to deal with in 2030 , his Dad, if is still alive then, will be older than probably the Great Grandparents of any other kid in the school.

(My sister had this issue, she is 100 years to the day younger than her Grandfather, most kids of her age group had grandparents in their 50's )
Yeah, because her father's age is the only reason he won't have a normal childhood

wikipedia:
Jade Jagger was born in Paris, France. She is the only child of Bianca (née Pérez-Moreno de Macías), a Nicaraguan model, actress and philanthropist, and Mick Jagger, an English musician and actor. In her early years, Jagger and her family lived on London's fashionable Cheyne Walk in Chelsea. Jagger's parents divorced in 1978 and she spent most of her time living in Manhattan with her jet-set mother and was often dropped off at The Factory to be babysat by her mother's friend, pop artist Andy Warhol. In Manhattan, Jagger attended the Spence School. At 14, she enrolled in the all-girls boarding school in St Mary’s, Calne, England..

Yup, if your dad is the same age as your contemporaries, everything will be normal at the school gate


First pints, girlfriend trouble, the excitement of leaving home. He'll never have a pre-wedding pep talk with his dad, or wet his own new born child's head with his dad.
I wonder how much Jagger has done that for any of his kids?
 

Yellow Fang

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Christmas must be a complicated business in the Jagger family. Who visits who? Who cooks Christmas dinner? Just writing out the Xmas cards requires specialist software.
 

JoshM

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Yeah, because her father's age is the only reason he won't have a normal childhood

Yup, if your dad is the same age as your contemporaries, everything will be normal at the school gate



I wonder how much Jagger has done that for any of his kids?

I'm just wondering what Mick Jagger might say in such situation, remembering he staged a sham wedding to fool Jerry Hall.

I did say he did? Did I say he'd have been good at it if it weren't for his age? Did I say that this child would miss out on all the 'normal' parent child things I mentioned above that his other children had received them? I don't think I did. My point was that the post I quoted suggested that all that mattered was that the child would have financial security. I was simply pointing out that the role of a parent goes well beyond providing a child with what they need to physically survive, and that the children of older parents often end up missing out on those things.
 
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AndyRM

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From the genius that is Limmy, here is a deeply horrendous, but absolutely hilarious take on Mick's biology...

Mick Jagger becoming a dad again at 73. That is some ancient spunk there. Probably smells of mould and tastes of sour milk.
 
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