Profpointy
Legendary Member
No traffic would ever move on our local main street! As it is, there are pelican crossings every hundred yards or so, yet people are too lazy to use them. They just wander across randomly with their children in tow, growling at any car driver who might have the audacity to point out the provision of crossings.
So pedestrians have to take big detours to avoid inconveniencing motorists? Oh, sorry, I forgot pedestrians are bottom of the hierarchy and should bow to the superior motorist and slightly superior cyclists. Also those bloody cyclists should stay on the effin' cycle lanes, paid for out of road tax I might add. And give way to the superior car for every driveway and side-road.