downfader
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..just watching her show on BBC2 now. 
Jesus.. is Nigella REALLY 50?
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iAmiAdam
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Same age as Gillian Mckeith apparently.
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downfader
extimus uero philosophus
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Argh..!
Oh and GM makes me laugh. Saw a clip of her on the telly and she's passing out at the sight of a rat (I used to keep them as pets, loverly animals).. FFS lady, you used to smell other people's s*** for a living.
biggs682
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the other half felt sorry for husband because of the way she prepared her sausages for toad in the hole
upsidedown
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Got to love somebody that goes to the fridge for a bit of trifle at midnight. She's got that great way of being nicely posh that people that have always been rich have.
Iain p
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Good looking lass..
. But why does she need to seduce the camera, puts me right off.
. But why does she need to seduce the camera, puts me right off.
Good looking lass..
all that coy sideway's looking is very off putting
ColinJ
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Somebody warned me about Nigella a couple of years so I put her show on to see for myself if she was as barking mad as they said she was. I came to the conclusion that her programme is actually one of the most amazingly surreal comedy shows on TV; it cannot possibly be for real? It's Fanny Craddock (I'm showing my age!) meets The Stepford Wives with a large helping of some kinky sexual thing thrown in.
I caught a few minutes of the programme a couple of weeks ago when Nigella was prowling about a market to pick up fresh ingredients for her latest dinner party special. She squeezed a few products and purred about how fantastic they were, then she picked up a length of wood that had some tasty veggies laid out along it, yanked it up until the poor vegetables were squashed between her voluminous breasts and the plank, cocked her head to one side and whispered "Oh, don't they look just lovely!" I wish I hadn't just taken a big swig of tea - I almost choked on it!
I caught a few minutes of the programme a couple of weeks ago when Nigella was prowling about a market to pick up fresh ingredients for her latest dinner party special. She squeezed a few products and purred about how fantastic they were, then she picked up a length of wood that had some tasty veggies laid out along it, yanked it up until the poor vegetables were squashed between her voluminous breasts and the plank, cocked her head to one side and whispered "Oh, don't they look just lovely!" I wish I hadn't just taken a big swig of tea - I almost choked on it!
Iain p
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Iain p
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Could have been due to the rate of inflation.
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downfader
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ColinJ
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I wondered if it was worth trying to sell Nigella's cookery books on the run up to Christmas so I fired up my trusty Keyword Research Tool and investigated the word Nigella. As expected, there were quite a few searches for her recipes...
nigella lawson christmas recipes: 3,600 searches a month
nigella lawson brownies: 1,000 searches a month
nigella lawson books: 590 searches a month
But clearly many people are searching for something else...
nigella lawson breasts: 6,600 searches a month
Ha ha - gotcha!
nigella lawson christmas recipes: 3,600 searches a month
nigella lawson brownies: 1,000 searches a month
nigella lawson books: 590 searches a month
But clearly many people are searching for something else...
nigella lawson breasts: 6,600 searches a month
Ha ha - gotcha!
