Fnaar
Smutmaster General
- Location
- Thumberland
While we're here, just remembered my Nigella-flavoured poem I first put up on these boards here in October:
Nigella, Nigella
Your dad was a fella
Who was quite genetically suspect
But in league with your mum
And her expandable tum
He came out with something quite perfect
Your gnocchi are pert
And the way that you squirt
Royal icing makes men turn to jelly.
Not wanting to perv
But I wish you would serve
Roly Poly all over my telly.
Nigella, Nigella
Your dad was a fella
Who was quite genetically suspect
But in league with your mum
And her expandable tum
He came out with something quite perfect
Your gnocchi are pert
And the way that you squirt
Royal icing makes men turn to jelly.
Not wanting to perv
But I wish you would serve
Roly Poly all over my telly.
