Jesus.. is Nigella REALLY 50?

[Kirstie]

I just find her unwatchable - I can't bear all the suggestive noises she makes when she's cooking. It really puts me off the food. I'm sure it tastes great but the connotations really make it unappetising. I am sure there's an element of self parody in there, but to me the whole concept is repulsive.

 

[Fnaar]

It does seem like sometimes she could dispense with the idea of cooking, and just stand there fondling her bits, pouting* and sounding like an upper-class Babs Windsor from the Carry On films (or Frankie Howerd).... but if it gets middle-aged men into cookery, then it can't be bad imho

*oh dear, I've come over all peculiar!

 

[stephec]

The lovely Carol Vorderman is also fifty I believe.

 

[Kirstie]

Yes, but she's still not as bad as Nigel Slater. Red mist or what?

Him and Gary Rhodes...nnnnnnnnnnngggggggg

 

[summerdays]

Yes, but she's still not as bad as Nigel Slater. Red mist or what?

No no no ... I like his cooking too.... not so keen on his cook books ... they don't have enough pictures in them....

Cooksbooks are like bikes ... you always need that n+1 .....

 

[Flying_Monkey]

I just find her unwatchable - I can't bear all the suggestive noises she makes when she's cooking. It really puts me off the food. I'm sure it tastes great but the connotations really make it unappetising. I am sure there's an element of self parody in there, but to me the whole concept is repulsive.

I'd definitely biff her.

 

[downfader]

No no no ... I like his cooking too.... not so keen on his cook books ... they don't have enough pictures in them....

Cooksbooks are like bikes ... you always need that n+1 .....

Hmm just realised.. the last cookbook I looked in I think was a 19th century one and that had no pictures at all.

 

[Kirstie]

I'd definitely biff her.

Yebbut that's not saying much...

 

[Flying_Monkey]

Yebbut that's not saying much...

he he

 

[Ravenbait]

I'd definitely biff her.

Biff or boff? In this household a vowel makes a lot of difference.

Sam

 

[Flying_Monkey]

Biff or boff? In this household a vowel makes a lot of difference.

Not sure of the translation from Monkeyspeak to Ravenbaitese, but it was just to use a word like biff (or perhaps boff) to amuse Kirstie. We are easily amused.

 

[Ravenbait]

Not sure of the translation from Monkeyspeak to Ravenbaitese, but it was just to use a word like biff (or perhaps boff) to amuse Kirstie. We are easily amused.

Biff is what Frood does when he punches one of the stuffed animals.

Boff is what he does when he... er... We are married, after all.

Sam

 

[ufkacbln]

all that coy sideway's looking is very off putting

Off pouting surely?

 

[vernon]

In my childhood neck of the woods boffing was synonymous with farting and biffing was posh for thumping someone on the nose.

 

[Fnaar]

A quick Frank Bough

Or just a quick Frank. But that would be like a Sherman.