Jesus.. is Nigella REALLY 50?
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Milo
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Its all the soft lighting, a mere trick of the light ....
potsy
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I wondered if it was worth trying to sell Nigella's cookery books on the run up to Christmas so I fired up my trusty Keyword Research Tool and investigated the word Nigella. As expected, there were quite a few searches for her recipes...
nigella lawson christmas recipes: 3,600 searches a month
nigella lawson brownies: 1,000 searches a month
nigella lawson books: 590 searches a month
But clearly many people are searching for something else...
nigella lawson breasts: 6,600 searches a month
Ha ha - gotcha!
6601 now
a harbinger of death and putrefaction. Every meal designed to fester in the gut. Every sideways glance at the camera puts me in mind of Thomas Mann's bit about the children with worms crawling out of their eyes and ears.
That ghastly cupboard under the stairs should be thrown in to an acid bath.
That ghastly cupboard under the stairs should be thrown in to an acid bath.
potsy
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Nigella used to be a literary critic, married to John Diamond + who was a journalist on the Sunday Times I think, and around that time, before writing A Domestic Goddess, she appeared on many of the Beeb's Arts Review programmes. She was extremely attractive to me in those programmes, and made for a useful distraction to the voice of Tom Paulin, Mark Lawson and other drones.
I think we would/do all act a bit - particularly if it tumbles the money into the moneybox.
I think we would/do all act a bit - particularly if it tumbles the money into the moneybox.
Er - how about Chancellor of the Exchequer, not very long ago?
Somebody warned me about Nigella a couple of years so I put her show on to see for myself if she was as barking mad as they said she was. I came to the conclusion that her programme is actually one of the most amazingly surreal comedy shows on TV; it cannot possibly be for real? It's Fanny Craddock (I'm showing my age!) meets The Stepford Wives with a large helping of some kinky sexual thing thrown in.
I caught a few minutes of the programme a couple of weeks ago when Nigella was prowling about a market to pick up fresh ingredients for her latest dinner party special. She squeezed a few products and purred about how fantastic they were, then she picked up a length of wood that had some tasty veggies laid out along it, yanked it up until the poor vegetables were squashed between her voluminous breasts and the plank, cocked her head to one side and whispered "Oh, don't they look just lovely!" I wish I hadn't just taken a big swig of tea - I almost choked on it!
got a cult following with the guys at work, I agree, its more comedy with cooking thrown in, there`s more double entendres than Finbar Saunders in Viz
Davidc
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It was in the mid 1980s, when Thatcher was PM.
And now a climate change denier.
She`s quite HOT i think, only 10 yrs differance between uslol
In my case 10 years (OK 8 1/2) years younger than me.
I just think she's overweight, if not obese, with grotesquely oversized mammaries and I don't find her attractive at all. However if forced to chose between Nigella and Gillian - don't think Gillian would get a look in.
Come to that 99.9% of 50 year old females would be preferable to Gillian so that doesn't say too much about Nigella.
darkstar
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She's got some extra weight, but it suits her, everyone has a different body type, she'd look ridiculous if she was a size 6. Not sure what reason people have to be overly nasty about people, with the only excuse them being on TV, they're still people so show some respect.
Davidc
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I'm not being nasty - just saying I don't find her attractive, and why.
She probably wouldn't fancy me either.
summerdays
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I think she at least portrays an image that women can be attractive without being a stick insect which we are so often told is the desirable shape...
And as for her cooking ........... mmmhh I love it ... I have several of her cook books and overheard the children are buying me the latest one for Christmas or birthday so I'm happy with that. I love her Granny Boyd biscuit recipe though I've adapted them to become lemon ones instead, and there is a damp apple cake (flourless) that I often use too.
And as for her cooking ........... mmmhh I love it ... I have several of her cook books and overheard the children are buying me the latest one for Christmas or birthday so I'm happy with that. I love her Granny Boyd biscuit recipe though I've adapted them to become lemon ones instead, and there is a damp apple cake (flourless) that I often use too.
