Jokes accepted, cheer me up....

[ttcycle]

'Kin hell foss - just read this. Have a speedy recovery and hope the pain eases soon.

 

[I like Skol]

'Kin hell foss - just read this. Have a speedy recovery and hope the pain eases soon.

Is this one of those 'Has @ColinJ been ill?' moments?

 

[ttcycle]

Kinda, I don't login as regularly as I used to as work eats up my time and I pop in briefly on occassion.

 

[ColinJ]

Is this one of those 'Has @ColinJ been ill?' moments?

Kinda, I don't login as regularly as I used to as work eats up my time and I pop in briefly on occassion.

I hate to break it to you, but ...







... oh, never mind!

 

[Scoosh]

A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey pirate, do you know you've got a steering wheel sticking out of your trousers?"
The pirate says "Arrrh, I know, it's drivin me nuts"

Bloke walks in the docs with a steering wheel down his keks.

Doc sez "ooh that looks painful"

Bloke sez "yeah it's driving me nuts".


Sorry perhaps inappropriate.

Not so much inappropriate, as a bit past its time ...

 

[dan_bo]

Not so much inappropriate, as a bit past its time ...

Dammit! That's my only joke as well!

 

[Arch]

What do you call a dog that's good at magic tricks?

A Labracadabrador.

 

[Sara_H]

Dammit! That's my only joke as well!

Get yer own joke!

 

[fossyant]

'Kin hell foss - just read this. Have a speedy recovery and hope the pain eases soon.

Bugger all Improvement in a year. Pain clinic have discharged me as they can't do more. Oh and bert and ernie have packed up and I am on testosterone replacement. Bah.

 

[ttcycle]

I recall some of that going on but you've been through a hell of a lot. No joke to share just hoping it eases up

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Have you heard about the new alphabet bomb the Americans have invented?
If it falls into the wrong hands,it could spell disaster.

 

[Archie_tect]

Testicles are nobbut trouble.

My OH gets loads of pain in his...

I thought you were going to say every time he does something wrong.

 

[Levo-Lon]

3 dogs waiting to see the vet.
german shepherd says to doberman what u in for?
Bit the postie, so im for the needle......
doberman ask's collie what you in for?
Bit my owners mother...im getting the needle..
Collie ask's the GS what you in for?
well the GS says my owner was on her knees messing in the cupboard so I jumped on her and gave her a propper seeing too....
oh bloody hell says the colle your definately getting put down then..

nah just getting my claws clipped today..

 

[Licramite]

copper knocks at a blokes door, bloke opens it , and the copper shows him a photo
"Er excuse me sir is this your wife"
"Yes officer"
"Oh , sorry sir but It looks like shes been in a car crash"
"I know, but shes got a lovely personality"