Jokes accepted, cheer me up....

[postman]

All the best for today.
I was in hospital two years ago when a bloke was having an operation paid for by his insurance.It seems he lost a testicle in a car crash.The second one was badly bruised so that had to come off also.But he was ok about it.It appears the insurance paid £1,000 per inch for the gap between each testicle.
And seeing he was in Leeds for the second one,and the first one was in a jar in a Glasgow hospital,he was well chuffed.

 

[fossyant]

Listing to port, as we call it ...

Riding round in circles I think upon my return.

 

[fossyant]

Will you have the ball to go through with the second operation?

Might not yet. Gulp.

 

[Jimmy Doug]

 

[fossyant]

No carbon wheels (I do have some hung up) but its a bit extreme way of shedding a milli gram.

 

[fossyant]

Argh? Jeremy bloody Kyle . Usual stuff 19 year olds getting every one preggers. There is only so much of this I can manage. I can see myself hobbling to the local cycling cafe. Might take all day.

 

[Dayvo]

A bloke goes to the doctor's.

Doc: What is your problem?
Man: I have one large testicle and one small testicle.
Doc: That's quite normal. Can you show me?
Man: Only if you don't laugh.
Doc: I'm a professional, of course I won't laugh.

The man digs around inside his pants and pulls out a testicle the size of a cannon ball. The doctor bursts out laughing.


Man: Right, I won't show you the big one, now.


Sorry, it was funny when I was 14.

All the best, Fossy!

 

[Doseone]

All the best Fossy, hope it goes well, pain free and GWS.

In the meantime......

 

[asterix]

At least you will be able to win the TdF afterwards, I understand. With the correct 'medication'.

 

[dan_bo]

All the best Fossy, hope it goes well, pain free and GWS.

In the meantime......

Is that the one where he ends up with his pods caught in the front wheel?

EDIT: Hope it goes well Foss. Have you not tried a different saddle?

 

[Doseone]

Is that the one where he ends up with his pods caught in the front wheel?

Ha ha, can't remember. Do you remember clag gone?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Ha ha, can't remember. Do you remember clag gone?

Let's take another look...

 

[fossyant]

Nice one folks. Checked in now. Waiting for a bed. Then THE CHOP.

 

[I like Skol]

Won't they just whip 'em both off, you don't really need them anymore?

Didn't know you were suffering this much, sounds like you have been really unlucky. From a cycling POV this has to up there on the list of worst conditions a cyclist can suffer .

If it will help at all, I've just got back from the doctors and had to get my tackle out in front of the Dr and a student doc. Fortunately, as you know, I'm not shy so wasn't really bothered. The doctor confirmed my suspicion that it was just a typical sports person type rash, probably due to all the cycling and the fact we have actually had a summer this year. Before anyone suggests it, I do have excellent personal hygiene standards, this is just something that is likely to happen occasionally when you are engaged in intense physical activity several times a week and I am not about to get all embarrassed about it

Anyway, good luck and as for humour I'm sure you will come back no less of a man?

This reminds me of a scene from a Christmas drama a few years ago, Christmas Lights, featuring Robson Green and Mark Benton. Mark's character had to have his testicles off due to cancer and when he was being collected from hospital after the operation they all got into the car when Robson asked "are we ready to go, have we got everything?" at which point he turned to Mark and said "well, obviously you haven't".......

GWS and don't let this get you down.

Skol

 

[I like Skol]

Just re-read your OP. It was exactly due to worries about things like this that I declined having the procedure at a GP or the local hospital (Tameside!!!!!) and opted for a specialist vasectomy clinic in Stockport/Hazel Grove (can't remember exactly where but near to Stepping Hill). Thankfully in my case it was the routine procedure it should be and I was back in action very quickly afterwards.