jokes!

[sam1995]

has anyone got any good jokes???

possibly christmas ones but possibly anything!

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Mrs Boab jus told me this one:

Why are Christmas trees better than men?










They stay up all night, have cute balls and look good with the lights on

 

[sam1995]

haha!

any more?

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Why are Christmas trees better than women?









They are easier to turn on

 

[sam1995]

ha!


What's the difference between an angry circus owner and a Roman barber?

- One is a raving showman, and the other is a shaving Roman.​

i just heard this one online!

 

[atbman]

A dog is not just for Christmas, you can have it cold in sandwiches on Boxing Day. Or should that be Boxer Day - ah, thereby hangs a tail

 

[swee'pea99]

How do you catch a unique rabbit?

 

[swee'pea99]

Unique up on it.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

That's truly terrible.

 

[Noodley]

Two parrots sitting on a perch.
One turns to the other and says 'can you smell fish?'

 

[Chuffy]

What's red and sits in a corner?



















A naughty bus.

My favourite ever joke that is....

 

[swee'pea99]

How do you catch a tame rabbit?

 

[swee'pea99]

Tame thing - unique up on it.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

What's red and invisible?










No tomatoes.

 

[Mr Pig]

What's pink, but turns red at the touch of a button?




A baby in a liquidizer.