John the Monkey
Frivolous Cyclist
- Location
- Crewe
...and the Top Gear book is in the children's section 
Just had my special offfer email from the book people...
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Twenty Inch
Guru
- Location
- Behind a desk
I suppose there isn't an illiterates' section, is there?
girofan
New Member
- Location
- Oswestry Shropshire
Kate Moss meets Jeremy Clarkson at a party. "And what do you do Jeremy", she asks.
"I do Top Gear", says Clarkson. "****ing great", she exclaimes. "I'll have three ounces."
"I do Top Gear", says Clarkson. "****ing great", she exclaimes. "I'll have three ounces."
