My 2 bikes are causing my wife and daughter endless problems!

They can't get to their hair straighteners, and they're blocking the view of their crap Tv progs like Big Brother!

They fall over them on many an occasion to highlight how much of a "hindrance" they are, demanding that i "do something about it"! Yet when i suggest that i apply safe hooks so that i can hang them from the ceiling they say that they'll look ridiculous.
If they had their way my bikes would be outside with a plastic cover over them, but there's more chance of their television and it's naff programmes being shown the door than my 2 two wheeled friends!
