Keeping your tackle warm

[steve50]

Just rub a liberal handful of raljex around the todger before setting out.
You'll probably get a few KOM'S on the ride as well!!

now that is the first suggestion that actually made my eyes water at the thought!

 

[Deleted member 1258]

now that is the first suggestion that actually made my eyes water at the thought!

You could use deep heat instead of the raljex

 

[steve50]

You could use deep heat instead of the raljex

 

[youngoldbloke]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Sportsman...ft-/160774920759?_trksid=p2141725.m3641.l6368

 

[midlife]

Ferret ?

When in Yorkshire.............

Shaun

 

[screenman]

A lenght of ribbon can be useful.

 

[SpokeyDokey]

This should be amusing, now the weather is getting colder i found on a recent ride. despite wearing thermals my wedding tackle shriveled up to the size of a press stud which my Mrs found very amusing.
How do you keep your tackle warm?

Warmth is not a problem for me but comfort is. I get the damn thing nice and comfy and then at the next set of lights etc where I have to get off the saddle to put a foot down it moves out of position.

Much fiddling ensues once I am back on the move although in town I have to grin and bear it for obvious reasons.

Someone needs to invent a strapping device.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Warmth is not a problem for me but comfort is. I get the damn thing nice and comfy and then at the next set of lights etc where I have to get off the saddle to put a foot down it moves out of position.

Much fiddling ensues once I am back on the move although in town I have to grin and bear it for obvious reasons.

Someone needs to invent a strapping device.

I know, I've been known to sit on mine in the past, though its not much of a problem now I'm in my sixties.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Sportsman...ft-/160774920759?_trksid=p2141725.m3641.l6368

That needs to be longer lasting.

 

[midlife]

Warmth is not a problem for me but comfort is. I get the damn thing nice and comfy and then at the next set of lights etc where I have to get off the saddle to put a foot down it moves out of position.

Much fiddling ensues once I am back on the move although in town I have to grin and bear it for obvious reasons.

Someone needs to invent a strapping device.

Throw it over your shoulder

Shaun

 

[slowmotion]

Here's how an American runner reported the problem....
http://harlemrunner.blogspot.co.uk/2008/01/running-in-sub-zero-weather-my.html

 

[NorthernDave]

That's all well and good, but there's no way on gods earth that I would have enough "length" to be able to do that on a cold, wet. foggy Yorkshire day. As soon as the temperature drops below 10C my tackle heads north and refuses to come out again!

What, it goes to County Durham?

 

[Dave7]

I read that initially as kitten

A kitten would definitely do the trick.....a live one mind-a dead one wouldn't do much good IMO.

 

[Sara_H]

This should be amusing, now the weather is getting colder i found on a recent ride. despite wearing thermals my wedding tackle shriveled up to the size of a press stud which my Mrs found very amusing.
How do you keep your tackle warm?

My tackle keeps itself warm

 

[shouldbeinbed]

Plans for Cyclechat the porn movie gonna have to be put on hold lookin at this thread

I dunno, most cameras have a macro setting.