Keeping your tackle warm

[ufkacbln]

I'm surprised no one has mentioned rule 5 yet

http://www.velominati.com/the-rules/

I think the inability to harden up was one of the OP's concerns (or that of his wife?)

 

[earlestownflya]

walnuts are pretty hard

 

[Dayvo]

When it's cold, I dispense with the 'going commando' rule.

Something like this will keep you snug and warm.

http://www.amazon.com/Gore-Bike-Wear-Layer-Windstopper/dp/B0077WZTEQ

 

[Deleted member 1258]

When it's cold, I dispense with the 'going commando' rule.

Something like this will keep you snug and warm.

http://www.amazon.com/Gore-Bike-Wear-Layer-Windstopper/dp/B0077WZTEQ

I find long johns are most useful when its very cold

http://www.uniqlo.com/uk/store/goods/078003

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I think the inability to harden up was one of the OP's concerns (or that of his wife?)

I think that once things have been given time to warm up the inability to harden up won't be a problem, may need some encouragement though.

 

[AndyRM]

Never really found it an issue unless I need to take a slash, which isn't easy and can be painful as things warm up...

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Never really found it an issue unless I need to take a slash, which isn't easy and can be painful as things warm up...

Usual problem with a P on a cold day is finding it.

 

[User32269]

*trying to find space in saddle bag for tweezers & magnifying glass*

 

[winjim]

I've tagged the thread for future reference .

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I like to keep my tachos warm in a bain marie.

 

[Slioch]

I once read somewhere that pro cyclists can do it while they're still moving on the bike by slipping it down their shorts so that it hangs out the bottom (wouldn't want to be holding their wheel ).

That's all well and good, but there's no way on gods earth that I would have enough "length" to be able to do that on a cold, wet. foggy Yorkshire day. As soon as the temperature drops below 10C my tackle heads north and refuses to come out again!

 

[User32269]

Plans for Cyclechat the porn movie gonna have to be put on hold lookin at this thread

 

[contadino]

Warm breath down the shorts is the only solution...

...so choose your cafe stop carefully or you'll be relying on your ride buddies.

 

[PeteXXX]

Just rub a liberal handful of raljex around the todger before setting out.
You'll probably get a few KOM'S on the ride as well!!

 

[steve50]

Mmmm, some very interesting answers, some good tips re keeping the nether regions warm and as for "hardening the f#ck up" i don't have any issues in that department.....................................................................yet.