Keeping your tackle warm

[Drago]

How do you keep your tackle warm?

thread it down the leg of my tights, tuck the end in my sock. Alternate to a different leg daily so it doesn't end up permanently bent like Bill Clinton's.

 

[vickster]

the mind boggles

As probably do his trousers too!

 

[steve50]

thread it down the leg of my tights, tuck the end in my sock. Alternate to a different leg daily so it doesn't end up permanently bent like Bill Clinton's.

Now your just bragging

 

[vickster]

Now your just bragging

Or hallucinating

 

[User16625]

You have two penises

One for my genitals and the other for the one thats apparently on my head

 

[SpokeyDokey]

Gaffer tape?

Ouch - no, definitely not. Maybe ok if you are into manscaping.

 

[Profpointy]

those new Dyson urinals that are being installed in a lot of gents' blow warm air on your tackle.....

mind you, the piss goes wverywhere !

 

[Caskman]

What, it goes to County Durham?

Brilliant

 

[Gravity Aided]

Sock? Two pairs of tights?

What I've always used in the American middle-west, simply that third sock. Beats freezing one's McNuggets.