Knocked off by a hit and run driver. BMW, of course.

[Ming the Merciless]

By the way, I have two cars. An Audi and a 4x4. Make of that what you will.....

An Audi Quattro?

 

[Notafettler]

Unfortunately it is the drivers that are faulty

Not the vehicle?
PS guns don't kill people, people kill people!

 

[tyred]

I stopped at the shop for a few bits and pieces on this evening's ride and was standing astride the bike outside the shop waiting to for a few cars to pass before joining the road and some nice gent in a 320 coupe stopped and waved me across the road.

Don't judge a driver by what badge is glued to the radiator grill.

 

[Drago]

I stopped at the shop for a few bits and pieces on this evening's ride and was standing astride the bike outside the shop waiting to for a few cars to pass before joining the road and some nice gent in a 320 coupe stopped and waved me across the road.

Don't judge a driver by what badge is glued to the radiator grill.

He'd obviously stolen it.

 

[DRM]

He'd obviously stolen it.

Or hadn’t read the owners manual fully

 

[Drago]

See, I can remember 30 or 40 years ago when Volvo drivers were the scourge of two wheel road users. Now we're the saintly out of wedlock offspring of Mother Theresa and the Pope, curing disease, ending wars, and telling people of the difference between butter and I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.

 

[Vantage]

See, I can remember 30 or 40 years ago when Volvo drivers were the scourge of two wheel road users. Now we're the saintly out of wedlock offspring of Mother Theresa and the Pope, curing disease, ending wars, and telling people of the difference between butter and I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.

My little sister drives a Volvo. One of them oversize tank like things.
She's a menace to society.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Mod Note:
Locked because the OP has run a red light on his bike that has no brakes, then jumped on then pavement instead of using the cycle path, while wearing black