Lawful to Eat & Drink on the Move?

[Crackle]

They should have an offence for being drunk in charge of a keyboard. Or better yet, stupid and in charge of a keyboard.

 

[Tin Pot]

They should have an offence for being drunk in charge of a keyboard. Or better yet, stupid and in charge of a keyboard.

Just 'Stupid' would do it.

Unfortunately, there isn't a prison big enough for all of them.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Just 'Stupid' would do it.

Unfortunately, there isn't a prison big enough for all of them.

What do you mean "them"? You'd be one of the first sent there, rattling your metal mug along the bars...

 

[DaveReading]

It was the woman with the bowl of cereal and a spoon on her lap that got me.

Last time I did RideLondon I was stuck in a jam on the Marylebone Road on my way back home.

I took the opportunity to eat the rice pudding I'd brought with me, and was halfway through it before I realised that I was alongside a police car.

 

[KnackeredBike]

I quite often text whilst cycling along and am yet to get my collar felt. I'm sure you will be fine with a bottle of water.

In fact a police car did a u-turn in front of me this afternoon and I'd already shouted out "****ing idiot!" before my brain engaged and I realised it was plod. I took my punishment - a stern look - with good grace.

 

[User16625]

Well found.

I don't think that will ever get old.

Remember this one?

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fybch3DX8c8