Don't you know it's only the Champagne socialists that eat pheasant.Labour scuppered or labour suppered?
Not enough cake to go round, Bl$$dy cyclists keep snaffling it.Don't fancy it myself. I hear the peasants are revolting.
Phew dahl?Me too! Phew!
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Sod that. I don't have any champagne, but the b uggers are all over the place here, and literally fair game if they're in our garden!Don't you know it's only the Champagne socialists that eat pheasant.
Do you get to shoot you own?Oops.
It's a curious fact that because of the autoprude correction system on here, you have to eat them before you shoot them.Do you get to shoot you own?
Reminds me of a butcher who dealt in game speaking on the radio a while ago. He got a phone call from someone who wanted to sell him a venison carcass. Nearly all venison in the UK comes from the Queen's estates so the butcher asked him where it was shot. "In the 'ed mate" came the reply. His offer was declined.Do you get to shoot you own?
Wild deer/venison is neither tagged or owned, if its on your land and in season, its yours to take.Reminds me of a butcher who dealt in game speaking on the radio a while ago. He got a phone call from someone who wanted to sell him a venison carcass. Nearly all venison in the UK comes from the Queen's estates so the butcher asked him where it was shot. "In the 'ed mate" came the reply. His offer was declined.
I warned you it would come to this.Oops.