Little known but surprising facts about colleagues.

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I worked with a woman who was from a chinese takeaway owning family. She spoke with a Manchester accent, had a white boyfriend and liked a few glasses of wine and a natter in the pub. One day her mum, I think it was, called her at the office and she swapped to shouting Cantonese down the phone.

I gave a her a look of astonishment, which she saw, and at the end of the call she said to me "I am Chinese you know!".

 

[Linford]

One of my products has been used on a horse which has been given a conservative value of a minimum of £100 million GBP

 

[Aperitif]

One of my products has been used on a horse which has been given a conservative value of a minimum of £100 million GBP

Wondered why my lasagne tasted funny...

 

[Linford]

Wondered why my lasagne tasted funny...

If your Lasagne tastes funny and it contains part of him, you'd need to know that his most valuable asset which is being sold now and makes up his price tag is his sperm

 

[Linford]

[QUOTE 2381756, member: 45"]Kind of the inverse of polishing a turd.[/quote]

I bow to your greater experience in this field of expertise

 

[Aperitif]

If your Lasagne tastes funny and it contains part of him, you'd need to know that his most valuable asset which is being sold now and makes up his price tag is his sperm

I expect the over-rated dobbin is cock-a-hoop.

 

[Linford]

I expect the over-rated dobbin is cock-a-hoop.

He earned his rep and never lost a race during his career. He was not overrated.

 

[Havoc6]

I expect the over-rated dobbin is cock-a-hoop.

A hoop,in a whatever for that sort of money

 

[Aperitif]

He earned his rep and never lost a race during his career. He was not overrated.

"Frankel my dear, I don't give a damn..."

 

[Fnaar]

I am John Noakes out of Blue Peter. There never was a real Shep, it was made of play-doh.

 

[vernon]

If your Lasagne tastes funny and it contains part of him, you'd need to know that his most valuable asset which is being sold now and makes up his price tag is his sperm

Bechemel sauce?

 

[vernon]

One of my unassuming colleagues was the England womens' cricket team manager.

 

[Aperitif]

I am John Noakes out of Blue Peter. There never was a real Shep, it was made of play-doh.

I thought you were more like Peter Perv...oh never mind. I'm a singleton. I thought the dog was made of feathers, as 'Noakesy' kept saying "down, Shep"

 

[Linford]

[QUOTE 2381917, member: 45"]No mention of the linfatron there. You're making it up.[/quote]

Are you being serious ?

Why would Wiki ever list the products used on him or any other horse in a bio

 

[ComedyPilot]

Linf has a colleague that's a horse? That explains a lot.

Neigh.....