Lost a full Kilo of body weight in the last 24 hours!

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by PaulB, 15 Jul 2012.

  1. PaulB

    PaulB Guru

    Always look on the bright side and all that but there's some nasty stomach bug going round and it descended on me! I can't keep anything in/down at all, even Dioralyte is expelled most amusingly. I am hungry and very thirsty but daren't touch anything at all. I got up to visit the porcelain but went all dizzy and was en-route back to the mattress when I fainted! Luckily, the mattresses proximity prevented any damage. My head's sore, my temperature is high and I feel simultaneously hungry and nauseous.

    But still, lost some weight! Wahay!
  2. whiskywheels

    whiskywheels Guest

    Please PM me so I can give you my address for you to send the germs (assuming you survive that is). xx(
  3. biggs682

    biggs682 Smile a mile bike provider

    hope you feel better soon
  4. Cubist

    Cubist Still wavin' Moderator

    Ovver 'thill
    Never mind that you'll bring it back up, don't stop drinking FFS. :excl:
  5. The Brewer

    The Brewer Shed Dweller

    Very weak orange squash.....if it comes back up it tastes a little better.....get better soon
  6. MattHB

    MattHB Proud Daddy

    Blimey get well soon!
  7. Doseone

    Doseone Veteran

    Man that's a grim place to be. I've been there and it's horrible. Hope it passes quickly. Tiny little sips of water can help. You know it's bad when you even sh!t out the immodium.

    Get better soon.
  8. vernon

    vernon Harder than Ronnie Pickering

    Meanwood, Leeds
    One of my colleagues lost nine pounds due to a gastro enteritis last week. She's trying very hard to find them again.
  9. McWobble

    McWobble Euthermic

    Minkowski Space
    Bleuurgh! Not nice at all.

    As Doseone says, small sips of something weak might help.

    Get better very soon!
  10. cyberknight

    cyberknight As long as I breathe, I attack.

    Land of confusion
    Fun innit ?
  11. Archie_tect

    Archie_tect De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold

    Hope you're soon feeling better.
  12. OP

    PaulB Guru

    More gone. Still, I clock in at under 70 kilos this am!
  13. Nihal

    Nihal Veteran

  14. Andrew_Culture

    Andrew_Culture Internet Marketing bod

    I wasted last Christmas with something like this, thank fark I'd just discovered High5 Zero tablets.
  15. Nihal

    Nihal Veteran

    Did'nt you lose 8kilos someday because you removed the scales from the bathroom and measured it dowstairs or something??:scratch:
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