Well clearly one chap loved his too much: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm
Whilst the Enigmas are bloody sexy bikes, I in no way advocate actually having sex with an Enigma. For a start, it's a waste of actual riding time. In both senses of the word.
Surely he was "simply" using an inanimate object as a masturbatory tool (so to speak)? And the cleaners walked in on him? Isn't it just the same as ...er... well, er... someone using an inanimate object for sexual pleasure... (thinks quickly)..yeah, like a woman using a vibrator or something? Fettling her bottom bracket, if you will?
Could be a difficult one to explain in A & E if he was using a fixed wheel bike and the cranks turned.
