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Love Your Bike??

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by gavintc, 14 Nov 2007.

  1. gavintc

    gavintc Guru

    Location:
    Southsea
  2. It was an enigma - Sam is SO upset...:blush:
     
  3. SamNichols

    SamNichols New Member

    Location:
    Colne, Lancs
    Whilst the Enigmas are bloody sexy bikes, I in no way advocate actually having sex with an Enigma. For a start, it's a waste of actual riding time. In both senses of the word.
     
  4. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    Location:
    Thumberland
    Surely he was "simply" using an inanimate object as a masturbatory tool (so to speak)? And the cleaners walked in on him? Isn't it just the same as ...er... well, er... someone using an inanimate object for sexual pleasure... (thinks quickly)..yeah, like a woman using a vibrator or something? Fettling her bottom bracket, if you will? :blush:
     
  5. yorkshiregoth

    yorkshiregoth Master of all he surveys

    Location:
    Heathrow
    Could be a difficult one to explain in A & E if he was using a fixed wheel bike and the cranks turned. :blush:
     
  6. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    Location:
    Thumberland
    That's what the cleaners said....
     
  7. Tetedelacourse

    Tetedelacourse New Member

    Location:
    Rosyth
    A telling last sentence to the sordid tale:

    He now lives in Ayr.
     
  8. Tetedelacourse

    Tetedelacourse New Member

    Location:
    Rosyth
    A telling last sentence to the sordid tale:

    He now lives in Ayr.