Well clearly one chap loved his too much:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm
Love Your Bike??
- Thread starter gavintc
- Start date
Aperitif
Meme bar
- Location
- ...I don't have much idea - really.
It was an enigma - Sam is SO upset...
SamNichols
New Member
- Location
- Colne, Lancs
Aperitif said:It was an enigma - Sam is SO upset...
Whilst the Enigmas are bloody sexy bikes, I in no way advocate actually having sex with an Enigma. For a start, it's a waste of actual riding time. In both senses of the word.
Fnaar
Smutmaster General
- Location
- Thumberland
Surely he was "simply" using an inanimate object as a masturbatory tool (so to speak)? And the cleaners walked in on him? Isn't it just the same as ...er... well, er... someone using an inanimate object for sexual pleasure... (thinks quickly)..yeah, like a woman using a vibrator or something? Fettling her bottom bracket, if you will?
yorkshiregoth
Master of all he surveys
- Location
- Heathrow
Could be a difficult one to explain in A & E if he was using a fixed wheel bike and the cranks turned.
Fnaar
Smutmaster General
- Location
- Thumberland
That's what the cleaners said....
Tetedelacourse
New Member
- Location
- Rosyth
A telling last sentence to the sordid tale:
He now lives in Ayr.
He now lives in Ayr.
Tetedelacourse
New Member
- Location
- Rosyth
A telling last sentence to the sordid tale:
He now lives in Ayr.
He now lives in Ayr.
