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Aperitif

Aperitif

Meme bar
Location
...I don't have much idea - really.
It was an enigma - Sam is SO upset...:blush:
 
SamNichols

SamNichols

New Member
Location
Colne, Lancs
Aperitif said:
It was an enigma - Sam is SO upset...:blush:
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Whilst the Enigmas are bloody sexy bikes, I in no way advocate actually having sex with an Enigma. For a start, it's a waste of actual riding time. In both senses of the word.
 
Fnaar

Fnaar

Smutmaster General
Location
Thumberland
Surely he was "simply" using an inanimate object as a masturbatory tool (so to speak)? And the cleaners walked in on him? Isn't it just the same as ...er... well, er... someone using an inanimate object for sexual pleasure... (thinks quickly)..yeah, like a woman using a vibrator or something? Fettling her bottom bracket, if you will? :blush:
 
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