Make up your own English surname

[2Loose]

Walter Telephonehair

 

[Pottsy]

Kevin Cheesepillow

 

[oliglynn]

Robbie Tacklespank

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Mahatma Biroscissors

 

[CharlieB]

Rhona Spittlewart

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Rod Stewart

 

[John the Monkey]

Jock Kettletrumpet

 

[Fnaar]

Dick Spankwood

 

[Fnaar]

Arsene Wenger

 

[goo_mason]

Elvis Plank.

(a genuine name I once saw on some paperwork)

 

[XmisterIS]

Bunny Loveboobs (a nickname I use for my Girlfriend when she's just taken a mouthfull of tea ... )

 

[swee'pea99]

Montgomery Sugarplum

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Tori Libdem

 

[4F]

Colin Skiptesticals

 

[ianrauk]

Chamfus Lipher-Sausage