Make up your own English surname

[Aperitif]

Spanner Inthe (works for me... )

 

[Gerry Attrick]

Percival Dishbasket

 

[John the Monkey]

Francois Towerwhitebread

 

[threebikesmcginty]

David Eocardriversbeingstupidincommuting

 

[betty swollocks]

Basil Gloatbridge.

 

[Fnaar]

Henry Smith

 

[rich p]

Henry Smith

Stupid boy, Pike

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Stupid boy, Pike

Shouldn't that be - Stu Pidboypike

 

[johnnyh]

Ivan Bentcock

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Frederick Sheepspanner

Or

Guy Ramsbottom

or

Arty Bumgardener

 

[rich p]

Shouldn't that be - Stu Pidboypike

 

[montage]

Monty Greedopikey

 

[John the Monkey]

Arthur Videocardtwinoverheadcamshaft

 

[chap]

First name something normal. Two random words together for surname.

e.g. William Butterfield


I'm going to go with

Thomas Spoonshoes and Kevin Strangeteeth

Geoffrey Rumplebottom.
Alexander Pikey
Bob Dole

 

[TVC]

John Smith