Make up your own English surname

[Aperitif]

Danny Grewcock.

Hang on a minute. That's real.

Arnie Sidebottom.

That's real as well.

erm...Dean Windass. Nope. Also real.

Don't none of you have proper names?

That's a very good post Crock!

 

[Fnaar]

Can we have other nationalities too?
How about the heavy smoking Russian, Ivor Tschestikov?

 

[John the Monkey]

Bernard Sketchpadmousemat

 

[Brains]

Arthur Minuetdear

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Can we have other nationalities too?
How about the heavy smoking Russian, Ivor Tschestikov?

Or the manly looking female Russian gymnast - Ooja Nikabollockov

 

[Brains]

The Russian clarinet player; Aker Bolokov

 

[Aperitif]

Greedo's thoughtful thread is in danger of becoming corrupt: A simple first name...let's say 'Shaun' + two 'Real' words...


Shaun Madridsociedad!

 

[automatic_jon]

Simon Matriculatedflange.

 

[Noodley]

Brian Bosunbugger

 

[Speicher]

May Anyladiesjoininthisgame.

 

[Speicher]

Julie Sorted

 

[Speicher]

Cordelia Youmakelovelycakes

 

[Monsieur Remings]

Percy Throbwhistle

 

[craigwend]

Susannah Archercakelover

 

[slowmotion]

Alphonse Fencepost