Man gets stuck while having sex with a washing machine

[Cubist]

Cheap Skate ??

Have you seen the price of Halibut?

 

[Fnaar]

Have you seen the price of Halibut?

Anyone remember the seminal (sorry) Grab Grab The Haddock?

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Sounds a bit fishy to me that one.

What about those walk around wearing a herring aid?

 

[Aperitif]

What about those walk around wearing a herring aid?

Fin bref: spratts - every last one of them.

Morning, Chris.

 

[Fnaar]

I'm thinking of taking my washing machine for a spin.

Is this the "do you ever just go for a spin?" thread?

 

[Beebo]

And I tend to think that he was a bit of an Omo sexual.

That is a Bold prediction, but we can all take some Comfort in the fact that he was rescued.

 

[Fnaar]

I'm feeling adventurous and might even think about a prewash

Don't forget to have a quick rinse-cycle.

 

[Hitchington]

My favourite quote from the Dustette article


"At least two of these injuries were caused by a Hoover Dustette,
which has fan blades about 15 cm from the inlet. The present
patients may well have thought that the penis would be clear of the fan
but were driven to new lengths by the novelty of the experience and
came to grief."

Once you're tried Vac you won't go back.

 

[Gravity Aided]

Puts the term "came to grief" in a whole new light.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

You think that's bad?? I laughed out loud when I read certain parts of this!!:

http://news.stv.tv/tayside/259407-a...-have-sex-with-drinks-trolley-on-board-train/

 

[slowmotion]

I guess we all love our bikes...harsh!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1569272/Man-who-had-sex-with-bicycle-sentenced.html

 

[Gravity Aided]

Caught by the Third Policeman!

 

[Aperitif]

I guess we all love our bikes...harsh!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1569272/Man-who-had-sex-with-bicycle-sentenced.html

Yes harsh. Particularly when it was done of their own freewheel.

 

[Gravity Aided]

Yes harsh. Particularly when it was done of their own freewheel.

I think he was framed-