Man jailed for stealing a bike...

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BSRU

A Human Being
Location
Swindon
OMG! What is the world coming to?

Man jailed for stealing a bicycle?

I'm surprised he wasn't given an ASBO and a pat on the back... :wacko:
Shame property is more valued than human life:sad:
 

Banjo

Fuelled with Jelly Babies
Location
South Wales
id prefer a public flogging, but must admit ive never seen one, so may change my mind after.

Punishment should fit the crime. Fingers shoved into a fast spinning bike wheel (aero spokes of course).
 

Mugshot

Cracking a solo.
I like to think I'm fairly liberal in all things. Except bike crime for which I would introduce execution by bacon slicer. (Set to very thin)
I did hear about a fella that was fired from his job for sticking bits of his anatomy in a bacon slicer.....


She was fired too.

I'm sorry, I really am sorry, I'll get my coat.
 

Cyclopathic

Veteran
Location
Leicester.
I did hear about a fella that was fired from his job for sticking bits of his anatomy in a bacon slicer.....


She was fired too.

I'm sorry, I really am sorry, I'll get my coat.
You'll have to be quick to beat the other people who have gone to get it for you.:smile:
I say that but I did actually wince before Ihad finished reading the whole thing.
 
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